Introduction to The Daily Show With Jon Stewart for the DNC Week

This week, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart have altered their announcer's introduction to the show to lend the proper gravitas to the DNC in Boston. It kills me every single time! It goes something like this:

Welcome to the Daily Show, .....yada, yada, yada .......broadcasting live from the DNC in Boston.......
Featuring,

• Black People,
• Trial Lawyers,
• Abortions for Everyone,
• Organized Labor,
• Godless Sodomites,
• Celebrities who believe in their hearts they are helping, but are not.

I am paraphrasing......