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Monday, January 24, 2005

Useless News: Heinz-Kruger Hitch; who the fuck is Kruger?

I have no idea who Diane Kruger is, never seen Troy (the movie) don't intend to, but apparently she's shagging Chris Heinz ( = hottish, in a wimpish-pretty sort of way). His older brother, Andre Heinz is devilishly hotter; although I have ungrounded suspicion that he is gay, or at least pondering the matter. If you saw his body language during the election photo-ops and campaign stops, you'd wonder too. He, almost always, looked like a man who was concealing something: timorousness and incompetence, the agony of closeted gaydom, who knows? He looked like he was on a tormenting, self-administered leash. Perhaps, he just knew there was a fat chance Kerry'd wing it, but didn't have the heart (aka cojones) to tell Kerry, or leave the ticket. Either way, there was something mildly odd about his manner. Nonetheless, very, very sexacious man: nice bod, and touche not bad, either. Now, I wouldn't mind hearing the juicy about who he (Andre) is dating; that could even be useful.