Viagra: To fuck and go blind, or not to fuck at all. That is the question.

whether tis nobler in the mind to forego all fucking
Or to take up viagra and spank it.

apologies to Will Shakespeare.

There's something mildly hilarious about the possibility of viagra causing blindness, but only because of the wanking-blindness (mythical) connection.

I bet you, there are old people going, "I told you so"; or maybe not - they use the shit. Anyway, there should be old people everywhere, boldly asserting, "this viagra stuff will make you go blind: A boner for 36 hours is bound to starve certain vitals of blood-oxygen for way too long." In other words, make certain vitals ischemic.

Now, I'd like to know this, faced with the blindness-impotence conundrum, what would most men choose? Going blind or foregoing fucking..... If wanking has taught us anything, I'd put my money in favour of going blind.