Rafa Benitez is a footballing God

How the fuck do you score 3 goals against il muro, without a striker, really?

The man is a miracle-worker. As a result, Liverpool lord it over AC Milan

Jerzy Dudek actually understands that his job is to prevent goal-scoring, it's a fucking miracle.

I adore Paolo Maldini, but Milan are owned by Berlusconi maiale - so no tears for them.